i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
the struggle is real
favorite character meme -  character
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
sky is blue
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
i never hit reblog so fast in my life
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
things i want:
- to punch myself in the FUCKING FACE
- some mac n cheese
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping